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Minor League Baseball Team Hilariously Trolling 'Snowflakes' With 'Millennial Night'

The Montgomery Biscuits' "Millennial Night" will feature avocado burgers, a "selfie" station, napping area and participation ribbons.

UMass Is Using Care Bears to De-Stress Adult Students

Perhaps most insulting is that the display was erected a dorm building for the Honors College.

Millennials Say Being Called 'Snowflakes' Causes 'Mental Health' Side Effects

Whatever happened to “sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?”

San Fran Snowflakes Spread Dog Crap on Chrissy Field Before a Free Speech Rally

Yes, dog crap. And Lord only knows what other kinds.

Anti-Trumpers Are Paying $80 an Hour To Be Professionally Cuddled

Oh, just you wait. It gets worse.

Free Speech Bill For College Campuses Passes in Tennessee

A win for campus free speech came out of Nashville this past week when the Tennessee State Senate unanimously passed the Campus Free Speech Protection Act by a vote of 30-0. Senate Bill 723 was signed...

A High School Teacher Is In Hot Water Over a 'Gendered' Bathroom Pass

(Image: Screenshot/Twitter @BarzColin) Apparently, snowflakes can exist in warm places like New Mexico, too. A New Mexico high school teacher is receiving an avalanche of snowflake backlash in the wake...

Springsteen Writes an Anti-Trump Protest Song, Because Of Course!

(Image: Screenshot/YouTube) The Boss is back, and more of a wuss than ever. Singers Bruce Springsteen and friend Joe Grushecky have collaborated on a new song that premiered on satellite radio Wednesday,...

Butthurt College Students Claim Objective Truth Is a Racist 'Myth'

The students over at Pomona College officially went and lost their remarkably undeveloped minds this week, electing to claim that objective truth is a racist “myth” made up by white supremacists...

Notre Dame Students Say Mike Pence Makes Them Feel 'Unsafe'

Seniors at Notre Dame University are suffering from painful emotional boo-boos over Vice President Mike Pence being slated to speak at their commencement ceremony on May 21. A couple of graduating seniors,...

Save The Snowflakes Offers Prescription Crayons For Gorsuch Confirmation

After the confirmation of Neil Gorsuch to the United States Supreme Court early Friday, many snowflakes have fallen into a deep depression. Accepting Hillary Clinton’s loss, Donald Trump’s...

Calif. Students Protest Immigration Laws, College Costs

“Up, up with liberation, down, down with deportation” California college students chanted on Monday when they gathered to protest college costs and immigration laws. KTXL-TV reports, students...

VCU Students Say They Suffer From 'Mental Illness,' 'Racial Battle Fatigue' Brought On By White People

Just when you thought college campuses couldn't get any more ridiculous, Black Lives Matter activists at a Virginia university now say they're suffering from "mental illness"...

Poll: Most Americans Think Participation Awards are Nonsense, Winners Should Be Rewarded

(Image via Twitter) According to a recent Rasmussen poll, most Americans (56%) think that in children’s sports, it’s more important to reward winners than to recognize kids for simply participating...