The benevolent dictators in New York want to start mandating to look less appetizing so that teenagers won’t eat them. Because you know what’s going to finally solve human stupidity? Another law.
Less than two weeks ago, I wrote a piece criticizing a young woman who got turned away from a United Airlines flight for trying to board with her "emotional support" peacock. In response, many commenters argued that my critique was ridiculous, given that most airline passengers aren’t trying to get on planes with exotic animals or support pets that aren't dogs.
To those naysayers, behold:…
California Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell introduced a bill in the U.S. House this week making it a federal crime to attack or “intimidate” journalists, blaming President Donald Trump for spurring violence against the press.
Swalwell’s Journalist Protection Act would make it a federal crime to “intentionally cause bodily injury to a journalist affecting interstate or foreign commerce in the…
No, this is not a typo: a judge in California ruled Wednesday that a Christian baker cannot be forced to bake a cake for a same-sex couple’s wedding.
It’s probably the greatest thing to come out of California since…eh, that’s going to take a minute. I’ll get back to you.
A California judge rightfully determined that compelling someone to bake a cake for a ceremony they don’t agree with runs…
I think we’ve got ourselves a record, y’all – one illegal alien, 44 deportations, 15 years.
Nevertheless, he persisted.
According to the Washington Times, federal immigration officials said the most frequently deported illegal alien is a guy from Mexico who managed to get deported 44 times over 15 years, but somehow kept coming back -- and I'm pretty sure it wasn't to bring avocados. (This…
An illegal alien from El Salvador repeatedly stabbed a man with a box cutter for suggesting he stop urinating openly at a public bus stop.
According to this, eyewitnesses told police that 46-year-old Salvador Gomez-Lopez began relieving himself at a public bus stop in Montgomery County, Maryland, in full view of other passengers. When a man approached him and simply asked him to use a bathroom…
Do you remember when the abortion extremists got super excited over Iceland claiming it’d practically aborted its Down syndrome babies into extinction?
And then, when they got really pumped after the crazies in Labour Left Ireland touted killing Down babies as a way to “eradicate” the condition? Or when NARAL slammed Ohio for passing a law banning the targeted genocide of Down children?
They’re…
The benevolent dictators in New York are attempting to mandate that Tide change the look of its laundry pods to look less appetizing so less children and young adults will be tempted to eat them.
Let’s say that once more: they’re trying to pass a law to keep idiot teenagers from voluntarily eating detergent.
This is not a drill. This is 2018 America. From USA Today:
New York lawmakers want to…
Ah, Maxine Waters. She’s kind of like that leaky 50-year-old pipe under your kitchen sink that constantly oozes nasty stuff, and you’ve paid the plumber to fix it like four times but it just won’t stop dripping, and it’s making a nasty little moldy spot next to your household cleaners and paper towels and now everything stinks. That’s Maxine Waters.
Belting her latest single “How To Lose…
When I was a young teen, I dressed in all black.
Seriously, I mean all black. My friends were mostly punks and goths, albeit probably not very legit ones. We thought we were super “real,” tragically in-your-face authentic with our baggy Hot Topic pants and our heavy eyeliner and those horribly uncomfortable dog collars with the chains that pinch your skin something awful but you’re way too cool…
