REP MARK TAKANO (D-CA) (25 March 2013): I’m drawing inspiration from Lincoln. You know there’s a debate that the famous Lincoln Douglas debates you know they had and it was over the institution of slavery and they argues about you know Lincoln was saying that founders believed in freedom and equality um they never really mentioned slavery by name in the constitution. Douglas was saying, well we…
STEPHANIE MILLER (15 March 2013): By the way, your son had a birthday. He’s one I heard. JOHN FUGELSANG: He’s one years old yeah yeah, we’re hoping he comes out as gay. We’re really hoping. STEPHANIE MILLER: Yeah I know. You said that before he was born, you said that we don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl as long as he is gay.JOHN FUGELSANG: As long as he's gay, yeah. I’m trying to make sure his…
STEPHANIE MILLER (15 March 2013): Yeah I mean Ted Cruz, what a what a douche nozzle, really. JIM WARD: Turns out there are not 205 communists in the State Department. STEPHANIE MILLER: No.CHRIS LAVOIE: Or the Harvard Law School.STEPHANIE MILLER: Republican Ted Cruz the tiny tiny little Junior Senator.CHRIS LAVOIE: Yup.JIM WARD: Ha ha ha.STEPHANIE MILLER: from Texas, it was really unbelievable.…
[After parody of I left My Heart in SF plays]JIM WARD singing (12:08): I left my lung in Argentina.STEPHANIE MILLER: Ha ha. He did he left his lung in Argentina. CHRIS LAVOIE: He did. STEPHANIE MILLER: and his heart okay 17 minutes. CHRIS LAVOIE: He still has his heart. STEPHANIE MILLER: Ahh ah, yeah it’s just a little displaced according to that doctor because of the one lung and then that moves…
ED SCHULTZ (14 March 2013): Hope you watched the Ed Show last night on msnbc eight o’ clock eastern, good to have you with us. Tonight will be our final show in that timeslot as there will be a professional and lifestyle change for this broadcaster. Let me start it this way, how much success does a guy have to have or a person have to have in his or her career before the wolves at the backdoor…
STEPHANIE MILLER (13 March 2013): All right you guys can debate Laura Ingraham orgasm just in honor of me you know being so many spaces above her.[Co-host Lavoie and Ward make whining and moaning sounds]JIM WARD: More to the right. CHRIS LAVOIE: Do me do me. JIM WARD: Not to the left to the right pull my hair. Applause sound effect.STEPHANIE MILLER: She’s already mad, might as well make her…
PETER OGBURN (13 March 2013): Bill I’ve got the smoke cam up right now, the Vatican smoke cam a live static shot of the chimney on top of the Vatican. As of right now it is inactive.BILL PRESS: Oh no, no smoke?PETER OGBURN: No smoke right now.BILL PRESS: We had some black smoke last night. PETER OGBURN: You did have black smoke yesterday afternoon. DAN HENNING: Can I suggest something to the…
SAM STEIN, HUFFINGTON POST (11 MARCH 2013): Listen, I have no problem with president and all the campaign advisers and all the Obama advisers speaking in front of this group. It is a grass-roots organization, it is probably the biggest grass-roots organization in existence. They should be, those people who do that type of grass roots work should be rewarded, they should be heard from, I'm all for…
ED SCHULTZ (08 March 2013): We've added 36 months of private-sector job growth. We're at a total of 6.4 million jobs added since we were in the toilet, a very solid sign that the economy is moving in the correct direction. Remember this guy? You can't raise taxes on the job creators! (imitates George W. Bush). Oh yes you can, because we just raised taxes on the job creators! Remember our old…
[Caller rips Ed Schultz to shreds on drone issue]CALLER (07 March 2013): Hey, regarding drones, you suddenly sound like a neo-conservative, so I googled 'unmanned aerial systems,' otherwise known as drones and the words 'General Electric' and I see your parent company is knee-deep in profiteering off drone manufacturing. Also ...SCHULTZ: And you think that that, and you think that that drives my…