Leave it to people who are already way too oversensitive socially and politically to not be able to handle a dairy-based ice cream. It appears that Ben & Jerry’s will be pushing a new “social justice” ice cream that will take their wittle, sensitive stomachs into account. I kid, but one of the many ironies of the new product is that the faux martyr the ice cream manufacturer is dedicating the flavor to typically makes a fair amount of people sick themselves.
Anyone up for woke-flavored ice cream? Even saying that makes you think the dessert will have blue hair mixed in it.
Ben & Jerry’s is releasing a new “frozen dessert” in honor of still unemployed quarterback Colin Kaepernick’s activism vomit-inducingly titled, “Colin Kaepernick’s Change the Whirled.”
Here’s how the oxymoronic socialist capitalists explained the decision to create the “frozen dessert” on their website:
We are so inspired by Colin Kaepernick’s bold activism for racial justice that we did what we do best: We whipped up a euphoric flavor to honor his work.
Ben & Jerry’s Colin Kaepernick’s Change The Whirled Non-Dairy is made with sunflower butter and is 100% certified vegan, just like Kaepernick himself. And Kaepernick’s portion of the proceeds go to Know Your Rights Camp, an organization he founded to empower Black and Brown youth and elevate the voices of the next generation of racial justice leaders. Know Your Rights Camp hosts free camps across America and internationally, engaging Black and Brown youth around social justice issues through education and self-empowerment.
Now you can be vegan, too — just like Kaepernick!
Ironically, Ben & Jerry’s legally can’t call the item ice cream, because it’s base is comprised of what they call “Caramel Non-Dairy Frozen Dessert.”
Ben & Jerry’s far-left ideology has permeated their products, which has seen the “frozen dessert” maker aid the Seattle CHAZ occupiers back in June and July, release “Resist” ice cream (whatever the heck that is) and create a flavor that honored twice-failed “Democratic” socialist presidential nominee Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.).
You can watch Ben & Jerry's video promoting the "frozen dessert" below: