Welcome to the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone… er, *ahem* Welcome to the Capitol Hill Organized Protest… ‘CHOP.'
Before you can enjoy our world class tourism destinations, like the Black Lives Matter Mural, The Smoking Zone, glorious Port-A-Potty row, and the segregated gardens, there are a few things you should be aware of before experiencing the freedom of Autonomy.
We’re diving into the long list of 2020 presidential hopefuls and see how they stack against the equally long list of contenders for the most uncomfortable chair in existence, the Iron Throne.
Some of them stack up in very...uh, unique ways.