You’ve heard of pronouns. You’ve heard of “preferred pronouns.”
You’ve even heard of made-up pronouns, like “xe” or “zher.”
Now, get ready for a brand new category of insane: xenopronouns.
What exactly are “xenopronouns”? No one rightly knows – including the acid-trippers making them up. Explained by trans “influencer” and resident groomer-in-chief Jeffrey Marsh, a scruffy-faced trans-something who spends his empty days posting heavily makeup-ed videos to TiKTok and preying on impressionable children, “xenopronouns refers to any pronouns a person has that is unspeakable, that is unworkable in the language of a person.”
Marsh explains that he can’t give an actual example of a “xenopronoun” because they’re by definition “unsayable,” and “that’s the point.”
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In fact, “xenopronouns” are so deep and so complex that they’re not only unspeakable, they’re “unknowable.” If it must be written, however, a “xenopronoun” “contains a set of letters that is a pronunciation that a human can’t pronounce,” Marsh explains.
What’s the point of a pronoun if no one can pronounce it or use it? Your guess is as good as mine.
If such a combination of letters can’t be found, Marsh says, an image may suffice. How does a picture stand in as a pronoun, given that a picture is visual and a word is audible? Well, it can’t – but remember, this really isn’t about the workability of language or the reason it exists for human communication. The point here is to convince gullible morons that trans or "non-binary" persons exist on a plane of human existence so beyond what commoners' small minds can comprehend, that we must bow to their transcendence and accept that we are but stupid idiots.
Now, you might wonder why I'm giving this airtime, given its ridiculousness. But you also may recall a time in which men were understood to be men, in which the term "they" referred only to the plural, and when universities didn't supply a list of dozens of made-up "preferred" pronouns on college applications. This insanity has a way of taking root in our society, and so we shouldn't be surprised when companies start using firework emojis and ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs in place of employees' pronouns in their all-office email chain.
In truth - perhaps you remember, that place we've all abandoned in favor of nonsense? - the only thing unknowable about all this is just how far down this rabbit hole of madness goes before humanity finally hits rock-bottom. Because just when you think we’ve got to be close, someone finds a way to tunnel just a bit deeper.
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