Man Breaks into D.C. Five Guys, Grills Himself a Burger

Ben Graham | April 11, 2016

A thief just couldn’t wait to get home before he prepared dinner. Instead, he broke into a Washington, D.C. Five Guys restaurant and gave the phrase “dine-and-dash” a whole new meaning.

The suspect followed a delivery man into the building and then waited for him to leave before pouring himself a fountain drink and grilling up a double cheeseburger.

Judging by the video, this guy is probably the calmest petty thief that’s ever hit a fast food restaurant.

There’s no mention on whether the guy even stole any money or equipment he could potentially sell. He just walked in, made himself a free burger, and walked out like it was totally normal.

The wanna-be “hamburglar" also stole a bottle of water before he left with his fresh burger - that he could have legally cooked at home.

Watch the surveillance footage for yourself below.