The Stache Act, or Stimulus To Allow Critical Hair Expenses, calls for a $250 annual tax refund.
Northeastern State University Professor John Yeutter proclaims, "It costs a little bit for us to have our mustache waxed -- to keep things from blowing in the wind." He explains, "it's only right and fitting that we should have a small tax deduction."
Aaron Perlut, Chairman of The American Mustache Institute, offers his input as well.
(h/t stacheact)