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Hello, my name is Carny Krumken.
I am the Secretary of the Department of Social Justice in Education. I am here today to outline how we will institute social justice in our educational programs. This will allow all students to learn what social justice programs will do to help the disadvantaged in the real world. We will have programs in school that will teach you the basics of the advantages to social justice.
To make this a practical program we are going to make sure that it helps the educationally disadvantaged. To that end, we will begin a program that makes all grades fair.
From now on there will be a progressive tax on any rich grades that are above 75%. The progressive tax will be 20% tax on any grades between 76 and 80%, 40% tax on the grades between 81 and 85%, 60% tax on the grades between 86 and 90%, and finally a tax of 80% on the grades between 91 and 100%. The grade taxes will be equally redistributed to the less fortunately educated with poor scores at or below 69%. The students with poor grades between 60 and 69% will receive 25% of the rich grade taxes, and those with less than 59% will receive 75% of the rich grade taxes equally redistributed among them.
In this way, the students who have rich grades will be able to help the poor grade students who need a leg up. This will be a practical exercise for later in life when you will be demanding a progressive tax on the earnings of the money rich, or the property of the land rich, or just anyone who has something you want. Take the earnings of the grade rich in order to redistribute from the rich to the less advantaged.