Kimmel: In Return for Kavanaugh's Confirmation, 'We Should Cut That Pesky Penis of His Off in Front of Everyone'

During Monday's edition of Jimmy Kimmel Live, the eponymous host weighed in on the 11th hour sexual assault allegations against Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh.  Kimmel and his audience mocked Kavanaugh for telling Fox News's Martha MacCallum that he remained a virgin throughout high school and college, they switched the chyron at the bottom of the screen to read "Kavanaugh: Nobody Wanted Sex With This Dweeb."  Kimmel saved his most outrageous comment for last.  Kimmel told his audience, "I think there's a compromise here and hear me out on this. So Kavanaugh gets confirmed to the Supreme Court...Well, in return, we get to cut that pesky penis of his off in front of everyone."  Kimmel then tried to make it look like he was taking a poll of his audience to determine whether or not his idea of vigilante justice was a good idea or not, asking "No? That's not good? No?  I thought I had a solution there for a minute."