On Fox's 'Family Guy,' Peter Griffin Rejoices When He Finds Out His Son is Not Gay

Dylan Gwynn | February 14, 2016
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In an episode titled ‘An App a Day,’ it appears Peter and Lois’ son Chris decided to send a picture of his “member” to a girl in class. Which of course necessitates a sit-down with the principal:

Principal: Thank you for coming, Mr. And Mrs. Griffin. We've got a bit of a situation, which is why I've asked Officer Swanson to join us. It appears Chris sent an inappropriate photo of himself to one of his classmates.

Officer Swanson: That's right. He texted a picture of his peenie.

Lois: Oh, my God!

Principal: And apparently the girl...

Peter: Oh, thank God.

Principal: ...He sent it to doesn't like him back, so she turned him in.

So how about that, huh? An expression of relief and joy that your son isn’t gay on major network television? Not necessarily something you see every day.