Mitch: What is that noise?
Cam: Let me remind you that it's been weeks since we've had a tenant up there.
Mitch: So you rented it to a rock band?
Cam: A Christian rock band.
Mitch: Oh, good. Okay, so they're noisy and judge-y.
Cam: Shame on you and your narrow, big-city attitude. I've known many accepting people of faith.
Mitch: And I've been chased into a lake. So I guess we're both entitled to our opinion. Oh, oh, oh -- No! Okay. Guys. Absolutely not.
Coop: Come in.
Cam: Hey. This is Mitchell, and the music sounds great. Just wondering if you could turn it down a-a skosh.
Coop: Yeah, of course. We're sorry. Just giving the guy upstairs a taste of our new song.
Cam: He means God.
Mitch: Really? There's no third floor I don't know about?
Dex: We love the place, by the way. It's just scrumptious.
Mitch: Good! Good! So, you guys are a Christian rock band?
Coop: Water to Wine. Yeah, that's us.
Mitch: Well, I hope you're not expecting to bring all your groupies back here.
Coop: Don't worry. The Soldiers of the Lamb Church forbids premarital relations.
Mitch: Of course.
Coop: But I can think of a few ladies I wouldn't mind multiplying with after our elders give us their blessings.
Dex: We love girls! As long as you guys are here, I need an outsider's opinion. I'm working on a song, but these guys think it's too soft. Do you mind?
Cam: Um...lay it on us, bro.
Dex: Okay.
♪♪ Hiding for so long ♪♪
♪♪ The real me, I don't belong ♪♪
♪♪ I'm not myself, I never was ♪♪
♪♪ I cry at night and all because ♪♪
♪♪ I'm trapped on a secret path ♪♪
♪♪ I need a holy bath ♪♪
♪♪ To wash away the sins I hide ♪♪
♪♪ To douse the fire I feel inside ♪♪
Coop: Aw, dang it, Dex, you're bumming me out!
Guitar Player: Whoa. Calm down, Coop. Just 'cause we're in the city doesn't mean we got to talk like it.
Coop: I'm so sorry.
Mitch: You know what, Dex, I like that song. Yeah. What's the title?
Dex: I call it "A Cry for Help."
Mitch: Did you hear that?
Cam: Yeah, I'm standing right here.