Because Kenny is pretty recently out of the closet and doesn’t know the “ways” of gay dating yet, his brother suggests they watch gay porn. Together:
Jimmy: There are a lot of categories. Where do you want to start?
Kenny: I don't know, but I do like the shirt in the Brooks Brothers ad.
Jimmy: Oh, linen's back.
Kenny: Yeah, finally. Um, okay, let's start with something mellow. Oh, like this…
Have I mentioned that The Real O’Neals is the worst show on television? If I haven’t, don’t worry. I’ll show it to you.
Tuesday night’s edition of the ABC sitcom, titled ‘The Real Spring Fever,’ started out as always: with gay teenager Kenny (Noah Galvin) lamenting that he has no gay love life. Nothing abnormal about this so far. At least as far as this show is concerned. However, things then…
A weird thing happened on Sunday’s edition of E! Channel’s I Am Cait, titled ‘Partner Up’. Okay, let me rephrase that. An exceptionally weird thing happened on Sunday’s edition of I Am Cait, as Chandelier (don’t ask) and Candis make their way through the South on the tour bus.
Images of a cross, an American flag, scenic Americana, and then…well…I don’t know what happened. Just watch:
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A lot happens in this scene. So, it’s a little long. But worth it:
Maxine: Jerrod and I had a sexual accident.
Joe: Did you pull something, son? 'Cause I told you, you got to practice like you play.
Jerrod: Look, look. There is a slight possibility that Maxine could be pregnant.
Bobby: I knew it! Jerrod, I hate when you make me fish for information. You know something, it makes me not trust…
Sunday night’s edition of The Carmichael Show, titled ‘Perfect Storm,' wasted no time paddling the shallow waters of post-sex sitcom pillow talk. Instead, after realizing they had a “sexual accident,” the Carmichael clan jumped right in to deciding how they could kill their baby:
Maxine: Well, this is bad. This is really, really bad.
Jerrod: No, it's not great.
Maxine: You're sure the condom…
According to ABC, racism is funny, so long as you’re making fun of white people. Wednesday night’s episode of Blackish, titled ‘Any Given Saturday,’ was filmed as a video documentary by little Diane (Marsai Martin) of her brother Jack’s (Miles Brown) athletic prowess. Their father Dre (Anthony Anderson) happens to believe said prowess is hampered by the fact that his Jack is partially white:…
Take note of the flag in the middle of the display just over the principal’s shoulder. Kind of an odd flag to have as your centerpiece in this supposedly hostile Catholic environment, right?
**WARNING: EXPLICIT LANGUAGE**
Vice Principal: Kenny, you've put us in quite a pickle. Is it bad to say putting a pickle in something to someone like you? Don't answer that.
Kenny: Um, how is this gonna…
The show that seems to exist only to shame and smear the Catholic faith continued it’s unfunny, zero depth nosedive into crazy on Tuesday night. This week The Real O’Neals took aim at Catholic schools as Kenny (Noah Galvin) girded himself for his first day at Catholic school as an openly gay student.
Which of course, included a musical rendition of gayness:
Kenny: Oh, my god, I am so gay. Why…
>> Kate: The other day on the bus, I was a smartass. I said to myself, "Oh, I know Caitlyn's a Republican. Let's see if we can get a rise out of her." And I said, "Hey, Caitlyn..."
>> Caitlyn: Did it work?
>> Kate: "Caitlyn... Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton?"
>> Caitlyn: Yeah, I know, yeah.
>> Kate: And we were off to the races. I walked out of the room while you…
>> Caitlyn: Tell me one good thing she's done.
>> Zackary: Where is this anger coming from? You seem like you're really angry about this.
>> Caitlyn: It's so upsetting to me to see where this... Where this whole thing is headed.
>> Zackary: You know, I really appreciate debate, um, but I'm really reticent to engage if somebody's at an escalated pitch with their voice. You…