Dylan Gwynn | April 19, 2016
To say that my hate for ABC’s The Real O’Neals burns with the heat of a thousand suns, would be…well…an accurate statement. Tuesday night’s episode, titled ‘The Real Book Club,’ is a good example of why that’s the case. On this particular foray into insanity, Kenny (Noah Galvin) opens things up by lamenting his own heroics on coming out as a gay kid at a Catholic high school. Right before he…
Dylan Gwynn | April 17, 2016
A lawyer versed in LGBT adoptions informs Candis that he/she must disclose the fact that he/she is Trans to the birth mother. The birth mother will have the power to veto the adoption if she’s not cool handing her baby over to a Trans parent: Candis: Ignorance, transphobia-- a lot of times, it's not the person that's wanting to beat you up, it's the behind the scenes, finding out who and what…
Dylan Gwynn | April 17, 2016
Because this series is running out of ways to completely gross out and mortify what few, very few, remaining viewers they have left, this week’s showing of I Am Cait, titled ‘Kiss and Make Up,’ decided to go down the road of transgender adoption. Not with Bruce Jenner, but with Candis, one of the friends provided to Bruce by the E! Channel. Candis, who swung and missed on an attempt to kindle a…
Dylan Gwynn | April 14, 2016
Feminism and lesbian weddings were on the docket for Wednesday night’s showing of Blackish. But…on second thought…it was a lot more about feminism. In an episode titled ‘Johnson & Johnson,’ ‘Dre’ (Anthony Anderson) and Rainbow (Tracee Ellis Ross) discuss who will take whose name when Dre’s sister marries her lesbian girlfriend. All of a sudden Rainbow drops the bomb on Dre that she never…
Dylan Gwynn | April 14, 2016
Mitch: What is that noise? Cam: Let me remind you that it's been weeks since we've had a tenant up there. Mitch: So you rented it to a rock band? Cam: A Christian rock band. Mitch: Oh, good. Okay, so they're noisy and judge-y. Cam: Shame on you and your narrow, big-city attitude. I've known many accepting people of faith. Mitch: And I've been chased into a lake. So I guess we're both…
Dylan Gwynn | April 14, 2016
Mitch: Hey, Dex, do you mind if I make a personal observation? Dex: If it's about my hips, blame my mother. Mitch: No, no. It's -- It's about the song that you sang yesterday. It seemed like you were trying to express something -- some feelings you might be having that you think might not be met with approval from your..."community." Cam: Or it's just a song. Has nothing to do with his…
Dylan Gwynn | April 14, 2016
Coop: Hey, everyone, let's gather for the preshow prayer. Cam: Ooh! Kind of like Madonna and her backup dancers. Coop: Mr. Mitchell, would you like to join us? Mitch: Oh, I'm good. Thank you. Coop: All right. Heavenly Father, we ask that you make this show super-amazing for all of our fans, and we pray for Dex. Lord, please guide him. Give him strength. And let him know that we love and…
Dylan Gwynn | April 10, 2016
Very little needs to be said about Sunday night’s edition of ‘I Am Cait,” other than the fact that the ratings must be every bit as bad as reported if the producers felt the need to pull this stunt. While Caitlyn and the Trans friends, that the E! Channel provided him with, were walking down the street, they noticed a place called “The Bridal Boutique.” And then this happened: >> Ella:…
Dylan Gwynn | April 10, 2016
So quite possibly the worst idea in the history of foreign relations happened on a show modeling itself after Hillary Clinton. On Sunday night’s episode of Madam Secretary, better known on this site as Madam Hillary, a plan was made to release 5 murderous, raping, Boko Haram terrorists from captivity in exchange for 106 Nigerian school girls. That plan failed, after the leader of Boko Haram made…
Dylan Gwynn | April 9, 2016
Sean: Did anybody in our family come through Ellis Island? Linda: Sean's doing an immigration project for school. Sean: I can speak for myself, Mom. Dad: Hey, she knows that. Linda: I'm sorry, Sean. Go ahead. Sean: I have to fill out this... Questionnaire full of... Jack: Questions? Sean: Yeah. Nicky: I had to do something like that. I should see if I could still find it, save you the…