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Uncle Jay on Bin Laden and Obama

Osama Bin Laden is dead!  Yeah, right … next they’ll tell us that Barack Obama was born in Hawaii.   You think the Pope has an anti-beatification for Osama?  Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay on Tax Day

Happy Tax Day, and Happy Passover!   May the total pages of your tax return be thinner than matzah.   May your sleep be as serene as an air traffic controller.  May the color of your toenails...

Uncle Jay on the Government Shutdown

As our government threatens to shut down, Uncle Jay shuts up!   But here, before he takes his spring break, are some very eloquent twins to introduce his repeat episode.

Uncle Jay on March Madness

How’s your March Madness going?   Will Libya be a slam-dunk, or are you betting on overtime?  Japan’s team is giving it everything, but the heat is intense!   Oh, yeah, there’s some...

Uncle Jay on Libya and CBS News

The madness isn’t just on the court.   No, the game is hot between the Mighty Qadaffy Ducks and the Ragtag Rebels, with the Krazy Koalitions running interference.  Uncle Jay can barely fit...

Unlce Jay on Halloween and Midterm Elections

Halloween and the midterm elections are coming, and we all know which is more frightening. Uncle Jay can’t help being nervous, but he’s not nearly as nervous as some politicians. Soon, they might have...

Uncle Jay on Jon Stewart and Clarence Thomas

The First Amendment says speech is free, but Juan Williams just made it pay! The Amendment also says assembly is free, but won’t Jon Stewart’s rally have lots of bills? And Clarence Thomas wishes there...

Uncle Jay Explains Cash for Clunkers

Happy Birthday Mr. President, even though you were really born on the International Space Station with the covert help of those who shot JFK from the off-site branch of Area 51beneath Loch Ness. Also,...

Uncle Jay Explains: July 4th SPECIAL!

It’s time to sing America’s praises for the 4th! Unfortunately, Uncle Jay sings about the news instead. Ever since December’s year in review, fans have screamed for Uncle Jay to sing again. So by...

Uncle Jay Explains Obama's Insanity

These deals are IN-SAAANE! Okay, that’s wasn’t quite the message Obama took to the Mideast, but that was pretty much the response he got. Over there, free floor mats don’t close the deal. Uncle Jay...

Uncle Jay Explains March Madness

Ah, spring. Our lawns turn green, our money turns brown. The days get longer, patience gets shorter. But thank goodness, just in time: Lindsay Lohan and Anna Nicole Smith are back in the news! Also something...

Uncle Jay Explains Daylight Savings Time

Pretty amazing that Daylight Savings actually showed up on time … most other savings have disappeared. Springtime may be awful pretty, but most of the news is pretty awful. And yet, Uncle Jay explains...

Presidents Day Explained

Now more than ever, every American student should learn more about our presidents. That’s why we’ve set aside this special learning day by closing all the schools. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Economic Stimulus Explained

The scariest thing isn’t that the economy’s sick … it’s that the government’s playing doctor! Uncle Jay explains the government’s “stimulus” plan to make our economy as secure as our borders.