Samantha Bee Ecstatic About Impeachment: 'It's a Christmas Miracle!'

Ryan Foley | December 19, 2019
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Not surprisingly, left-wing comedian Samantha Bee was ecstatic about the impeachment of President Trump. She began Wednesday's edition of Full Frontal with a skit where she declared "it's the greatest day of the year" and urged a pedestrian walking by her apartment to "fetch me the biggest turkey you can find." The celebration continued in the studio where Bee wished her audience a "Merry Impeachmas" and predicted that the chefs at the McDonald's near the White House will be working overtime to provide the President with "comfort meat." After instructing her audience to take a moment to rejoice in the fact that "Trump is finally facing a consequence," Bee declared "moment's over," proceeding to play clips of Republican Senators predicting that impeachment will die in the Senate. Even though Bee admitted that impeaching Trump might be "pointless," she found a kernel of optimism: "in a world where old, rich white dudes seem to increasingly operate with impunity, today, Trump faces the tiniest bit of punity and that is magic!" At this point, David Alan Grier, dressed as Santa Claus, appeared to give Bee her "Christmas wish," the approved articles of impeachment. As she received her gift, an overjoyed Bee proclaimed "it's a Christmas miracle!"

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