Hide your kids. Hide your eyes.
American traitor-turned-transgender activist Bradley Chelsea Manning will be featured in an upcoming edition of Vogue Magazine sporting a blonde crop and a red bathing suit.
Manning tweeted out a photo from the spread, taken by famed photographer Annie Lebowitz, soon to land at a Walmart checkout line near you. So, while you’re standing there with your four-year-old holding a gallon of milk waiting for the old lady ahead of you to dig out her coupon book, here’s what you’ll be graced with, in all its pale, shaven-legged glory:
guess this is what freedom looks like 😊👙💋🏊♀️🚣♀️⛴️🌅🏖️🏙️ @voguemagazine https://t.co/g7YYNkcd9l 😎🌈💕 https://t.co/nyAUje52bE pic.twitter.com/n4ixFkIdVn
— Chelsea E. Manning (@xychelsea) August 10, 2017
The Daily Mail points out this is the first time Manning’s new dude-looks-like-a-lady façade will be featured amid the glossy pages of a major magazine. The fad was first launched by Vanity Fair, which triggered the gag reflexes of biology-loving people everywhere when it ran a cover photo in 2015 of transgender Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner. Who was also in a bathing suit.
Manning’s photo shoot showing him frolicking on a beach channeling his inner Marilyn Monroe comes about three months after he was released from prison for illegally releasing nearly 750,000 classified documents to Wikileaks and endangering the lives of God-only-knows how many American troops.
God help us.