HILARIOUS: Satanic Temple Leader Says Mike Pence 'Really Scares Me'

Brittany M. Hughes | January 30, 2019

This isn’t a hard hitting story. It really doesn’t have any bearing on everyday people’s lives at all, actually.

But it is pretty hilarious.

The leader of the Satanic Temple says Vice President Mike Pence “really scares [him]” because of his religious beliefs.

“[President Trump] is too stupid to predict; the guy has no concept of his own limitations. The thing that makes me most comfortable with Trump is the fact that he has no vision. Mike Pence really scares me," Lucien Greaves told The Daily Beast in an interview published Wednesday. "Pence has a clear, theocratic vision for the United States.”

Greaves adds that Trump doesn't scare him so bad because he's not a "true believer" like former President George W. Bush, but Pence makes him uncomfortable.

"I think the evangelicals are happy with Pence, and happy that he’s assigning the [federal judge] appointees,” Greaves added. 

To remind, this is the same guy who heads up the Satan-worshipping fanatics that erect freakish statues of the goat-headed demon Baphomet in front of state legislatures– but Mike Pence’s Christian values of basic moral principles and decency really stand his hairs up.