Eric Pairel
VP & Chief Technology Officer
These deals are IN-SAAANE! Okay, that’s wasn’t quite the message Obama took to the Mideast, but that was pretty much the response he got. Over there, free floor mats don’t close the deal. Uncle Jay explains it all!
Socialism! You’re wrong if you think this word has anything to do with Facebook. Uncle Jay explains what socialism is, why it’s been in the news lately, and what to do if you get any on you.
Amaze your friends....push a bottle cork all the way into the bottle and magically remove it.
Obviously, President Obama has been watching Uncle Jay. He’s started doing online videos to answer your e-mailed questions. Uncle Jay is flattered, and will reciprocate by spending trillions of dollars of your money. Hit that tip jar!
Just when you think things are at their worst, we get a bonus! It’s so backwards that Rihanna’s on Nightline and Barack Obama’s on the Tonight Show. Uncle Jay explains why basketball is the only news that’s NOT madness.
Ah, spring. Our lawns turn green, our money turns brown. The days get longer, patience gets shorter. But thank goodness, just in time: Lindsay Lohan and Anna Nicole Smith are back in the news! Also something about basketball.
Maxine Waters (D) California, slips and reveals she wants to socialize oil companies.
Pretty amazing that Daylight Savings actually showed up on time … most other savings have disappeared. Springtime may be awful pretty, but most of the news is pretty awful. And yet, Uncle Jay explains it all!
Uncle Jay explains our exciting new economy, and also shows his list of “15 Random Things about The News.” You can pause the video to read them all, or click the link over there. Yes, it’s as annoying as the economy!
Sure, the new stimulus package may seem hard to figure out. Uncle Jay will explain it all, just as soon as he figures it out.