Eric Pairel
VP & Chief Technology Officer
Osama Bin Laden is dead! Yeah, right … next they’ll tell us that Barack Obama was born in Hawaii. You think the Pope has an anti-beatification for Osama? Uncle Jay explains!
Obama went to Facebook headquarters to complain that his de-friending of Qadaffi isn’t working. Plus his own friends list seems to be missing several names. Meanwhile, get ready for Friday’s Royal Wedding and Space Shuttle launch! Which do you think the media will slobber over more? Uncle Jay explains!
Happy Tax Day, and Happy Passover! May the total pages of your tax return be thinner than matzah. May your sleep be as serene as an air traffic controller. May the color of your toenails fit your gender. Uncle Jay explains!
As our government threatens to shut down, Uncle Jay shuts up! But here, before he takes his spring break, are some very eloquent twins to introduce his repeat episode.
How’s your March Madness going? Will Libya be a slam-dunk, or are you betting on overtime? Japan’s team is giving it everything, but the heat is intense! Oh, yeah, there’s some basketball, too, but Uncle Jay makes a fast break to explain everything else!
The madness isn’t just on the court. No, the game is hot between the Mighty Qadaffy Ducks and the Ragtag Rebels, with the Krazy Koalitions running interference. Uncle Jay can barely fit in any real news! But he does.
Only in the news could the loss of your job and your kids in one week be called “winning.” Or saying that the people overthrowing your country all “love” you. Or that shutting down the government is “an adult conversation.” Uncle Jay explains!
Egypt’s president probably missed the Super Bowl, as he was busy protecting his end zone. A shame he missed the halftime show’s surprise appearance by Ronald Reagan, plus the surprise lyrics by Christina Aguilera. And how about this weather! Uncle Jay explains.
In Cairo they’re singing, “Walk Like An Egyptian, But Pick Up The Pace If There’s Tear Gas.” Looks like they’re set to repeal President Mubarak’s job-killing killing. Uncle Jay explains, plus he gets you ready for the Super Bowl!