Whoopi Goldberg: 'I Just Wanna Get Laid!'

Jeffdunetz | May 29, 2015

On Friday's episode of ABC's "The View," Whoopi Goldberg gave a monolog that some might say was the definition of T.M.I. (too much information), exclaiming that sometimes she just wants to have no strings attached sex, or to use her words, "I don't want to have your kids, I don't want to meet your family, I just want to get laid" 

The panel was discussing a website for people looking to have casual sexual hookups, as Whoopi explained:

You know what, a dating site for people looking for open relationships found that 40% of their users are between the ages of 18 and 35. Now, that I found kind of shocking. I mean I understand why people my age do it but I’m shocked that folks this young are doing it. 

The entire sequence can be seen in the video below.

When another panelist pointed out, there is a "difference between a relationship and sex," Whoopi launched into her sexual soliloquy to the applause of the audience. 

There is a big difference. Sometimes all you want is sex, okay, I’m sorry, I know this is -- no, no, no. Let me just reiterate by saying as I always do, keep your e-mails and your tweets and stuff to yourself 'cause I don't care. But, you know, I used to get in big trouble on this show all the time because I said, you know, I don't want a relationship. Sometimes I do want sex and I don't mind a hit-and-run.  But that's -- because I don't want to have your kids, I don't want to meet your family, I just want to get laid. And people -- people think, you know, I know more women who are like that because they're like, look, when I’m looking for him the sex is what comes secondary because if he's a bone-head, I don't know if I want him. I just want to take care of that itch and move on.

Important note: Whoopi Goldberg is a stage name. Her birth name is Caryn Elaine Johnson - in other words, despite using the stage name Goldberg, she isn't nor has she ever been Jewish. I only mention that because, by using that stage name, some people might blame the above rant on the Jews. In fact in the interest of tolerance and preventing Anti-Semitism, Ms Goldberg should consider changing her stage names.

Whoopi, it's true that the the Jews are supposed to be the “chosen people,” but how about choosing someone else for a change? The Jews already have their fair share of famous embarrassments. Do you know how hard it is every Father’s Day for Jews to see Woody Allen walk around with his wife/daughter? They have to take the blame for people like Courtney Love, David Axelrod, Al Franken, and the obnoxious half of Geraldo Rivera. For heaven’s sake Ms Johnson, please get rid of the Goldberg!!

Haven’t the Jews suffered enough?