Vladimir Putin has been arrested!!!!
Okay, it’s not THAT Vladimir Putin. It’s a guy from Florida who is also named Vladimir Putin. But considering the biggest story of the day is that Rick Perry is going to be on "Dancing With the Stars,” cut me some slack.
Vladimir Putin of West Palm Beach, Florida (because of course it’s Florida) was taken into custody Sunday night and charged with trespassing after police responded to a reports of a man screaming at employees inside of a Publix grocery store.
The stores managers allege that Putin refused to vacate the store after being asked to leave. (Kind of like Crimea, right?)
Vladimir Putin has also been charged with resisting/obstructing an officer without violence.
Hat Tip: FARK