Three Keys to a New Anti-Racist NBA

Matt Philbin | October 20, 2021
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The NBA’s new season kicked off October 19th amid controversy about players’ vaccine status and still hurting from a dismal TV ratings performance last season. 

As though it’s BLM antics haven’t alienated enough fans over the last couple of years, the league is paying big money to "anti-racism" guru Ibram X. Kendi (author of “How to Be an Antiracist” and a leading proponent of Critical Race Theory) to coach the league in the ways of the woke. The NBA has even sponsored an “Anti-Racist Teach-In” featuring Steve Kerr and other reliably woke league personalities.

For all that, the league hasn’t really grasped what Kendi’s anti-racist agenda really means in practice. Fortunately, Rob Montz, founder and CEO of Good Kid Productions, has produced a super easy video guide for applying anti-racism that even Adam Silver could understand. It’s just three easy steps:

  1. Convert the NBA to a socialist collective, since capitalism is a form of white supremacy -- or, as Montz puts it: “Liquidate Kevin Durant immediately.” There’s no place for entrepreneurs in a properly anti-racist league. 

  2. Fire 75% of the NBA’s black players, and replace them with white, Asian and Latino players in order to achieve “equity” (Montz offers himself as a hire). Kendi is adamant that equity demands equal representation.

  3. Re-open the NBA’s abusive training facility in China, because judging foreign cultures is “racist.” Remember, when you see Chinese coaches abuse young players, or Chinese soldiers abuse Uyghurs in the prison camp next door, you're simply witnessing “cultural differences.”

Watch the video for a full -- and entertaining -- explanation of how “Ibram X. Kendi Wants to Destroy the NBA."

 

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