The NFL is in many ways a sleazy organization with more than its share of felons, drug abusers, wife beaters, woke nut jobs and drunks. Add another log on the fire as 2022’s first overall draft pick has been offered a “freebie” by a Las Vegas “sex worker.”
Roxanne Price, a 27-year-old licensed “sex worker” at the Chicken Brothel Ranch near Las Vegas, is so grateful for the revenue the NFL Draft has brought her this month that she offered the first collegian drafted a free "sex romp."
“The least I can do is offer the top draft pick the most valuable thing I possess, my premium erotic services at no charge,” Price told TMZ. "It's my way of saying, 'Thank you' to the athletes that inspire us all."
The 2017 Lover of the Year award winner promised draft selection No. 1 complimentary limo service and a promise to "cater to his fantasies." Scheduling is flexible.
(Roxanne Price Image via You Tube)
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The Toronto Sun described Price as a dark-haired, hazel-eyed beauty who is “shy, quirky, open-minded and easy-going.” She likes “sweet, caring, and compassionate” men, and her fantasy is to attend an orgy.
The NFL and the first draft pick should also be happy to know Price is fully vaccinated against COVID, Outkick’s Anthony Farris reported. She also maintains confidentiality on her sleazy business activities.
TMZ said the first collegian to hear his name announced by NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell (in photo above) tonight, and the potential recipient of a romp with Price could be Travon Walker of Georgia or Aidan Hutchinson of Michigan.
Farris commented sarcastically: “Just when we thought all hope was lost in this crazy world, Price steps up and delivers. If some of this weekend’s prospects had half the commitment to excellence that Price does, they’d hear their names called much sooner.”
Ms. Price is surely a skilled practitioner of “the oldest profession.” A perfect match for the National Football League.
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