So far, a thousand people have committed via Facebook to spread dog crap all over San Francisco’s Chrissy Park in order to disrupt a free speech rally scheduled to be held there this weekend.
Yes, dog crap. And Lord only knows what other kinds.
According to the event’s Facebook page, the plan is to force attendees at the Patriot Prayer Rally – which detractors have falsely billed as an “alt-Right” event – to tromp through animal feces while they advocate for free speech on Saturday. The event page explains:
Leave a gift for our Alt-Right friends. Take your dog to Crissy Field and let them do their business and be sure not to clean it up!
Watch out for landmines, friends!
We can get together Sunday and clean up the mess and hug each other!
The Facebook page even provides a "tactical map" of the area, so crap-shoveling snowflakes can figure out exactly where to dump their….well, dumps. A few of the more committed commenters have even suggested they’ve been stockpiling their dogs’ excrement just for the occasion.
The group has promised to come back and pick up all the poop after the event – although one wonders how they’ll pull that off, if all goes according to their plan and thousands of people have stomped dog turds all over the place (and likely far outside of the park itself). I hope the local cafés don't have carpet.
For those not in-the-know, the Patriot Prayer Rally was organized by conservatives who've publicly disavowed the alt-Right, and will feature multiple black speakers along with a Muslim, a transsexual, and two women. In fact, the group has even specifically asked radical groups like white supremacist organizations not to attend the rally, posting on their own Facebook event page:
No extremists will be allowed in . No Nazis, Communist, KKK, Antifa, white supremacist, I.E., or white nationalists. This is an opportunity for moderate americans to come in with opposing views. We will not allow the extremists to tear apart this country.
But of course, that hasn’t stopped San Francisco liberals like Nancy Pelosi from labeling the event as a racist, alt-Right gathering and calling on the National Park Service to revoke the organizers’ permits.
But, seeing as the event is still on for this weekend, it looks like the city and its taxpayers will just have to deal with liberals spreading their usual B.S.