Samantha Bee Comes Unglued: Calls Hope Hicks 'Alt-Right' for Baking Cookies

Nick Kangadis | March 22, 2018
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Liberals have no problem treating women as true equals to men -- as long as that particular woman is isn’t a liberal.

If the woman in question is a conservative, on the other hand, they’ll bash her in the same fashion that they bash men.

Radically liberal TV host Samantha Bee — of Comedy Central’s “Full Frontal with Samantha Bee” — went on an unhinged tirade against outgoing White House Communications Director Hope Hicks.

“I cannot let another week go by with saying, ‘F*ck you, Hope Hicks!’” Bee clucked.

The same could be said of Bee, but there’s more important things to do. Like, say, anything else.

Before Bee really unloaded on Hicks, she inserted her daily dose of calling anyone associated with the Trump administration liars and racists.

“I’ve never talked much about Hope, because unlike every other member of the Trump orbit she doesn’t careen onto our television screens lobbing lies and racial invective every damn day,” Bee squawked, “but that doesn’t mean she should get a pass.”

Bee then continued her nonsensical assault on Hicks because of a recent profile on the 29-year-old in New York magazine. Bee focused on the tidbits in the article that said that Hicks “doesn’t particularly like politics” and the fact that she baked cookies for co-workers.

How dare she! How dare Hicks be nice to people she works with!

Bee black heart didn’t care, blaming Hicks for not leaving the White House after the Charlottesville debacle, which Bee insinuated the Trump administration was complicit in.

“Reportedly, she [Hicks] only left the White House, because she hated the personal in-fighting, not for say Charlottesville,” Bee said. “But, not before baking cookies for her co-workers with notes in silver gel pen.”

“At least we all know what it would have looked like if [actress] Zooey Deschanel joined the alt-right,” Bee said proudly.

Here’s Bee’s closing word diarrhea:

Hope Hicks, thanks to your force field of bland pretty whiteness, you’ll probably escape this nightmare presidency unscathed. You’ll disappear into a nice wealthy anonymity in a nice town somewhere. And some day you’ll go to the gates of the nice white protestant heaven where St. Peter will laugh in your face and say, ‘You think you’re getting in here? You helped burn down democracy, bitch! Get your ass downstairs!’ See you around the baking aisle, Hopie.

For Bee's rant on Hicks, watch below:

H/T: Mediaite 

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