Millions of Americans are losing their jobs. Businesses are closing their doors and unsure of whether they’ll ever open them again. Families are scrambling to figure out how they’ll pay their rent and feed their families on no income. Meanwhile, congressmen, particularly Democrats, are still collecting fat paychecks from taxpayers while squabbling over emergency relief bills that might help Americans narrowly avoid a catastrophe. Why? Well, here’s the nutshell. Because the government sucks. At everything. And that’s exactly why they shouldn’t run anything.