Somewhere around 500,000 self-proclaimed "nasty women," along with a few men and some unfortunate children, showed up last Saturday in Washington, D.C. to protest Donald Trump, advocate for abortion rights and...well, I'm not really sure what else.
Parading around in vagina costumes and various "nasty woman" t-shirts, the shrieking banshees took to the streets to demand their civil and human rights, holding up profanity-ridden signs and every possible cardboard display of female genitalia.
So I have a message for those who stormed into the nation's capital last week and have been blowing up social media ever since, purporting to represent my gender: you don't speak for me.