Stressed out at work? Need a break from the mundane struggles of city life?
Well, there's good news!
A pre-school for adults has opened in Brooklyn, New York where grown-ups can pay to get in touch with their inner child.
The "Preschool Mastermind" program offers adults pre-school staples such as finger painting, arts & crafts, show & tell and field trips. There's even a "parents day" where the students can bring their humiliated parents to class to see their artwork and cry for our nation's future.
"People come here and get in touch with their inner child. It's magical," says founder Michelle Joni.
It must be pretty "magical" for Joni, since students pay anywhere from, $333 to $999 to attend the weekly meet-ups.
So, until President Obama pushes through an executive order mandating universal pre-school for adults--presumably on the recommendation of Joe Biden--only "one-percenters" will have access to this incredibly silly project.