People are Dumb: Over 25 Pct. Think Santa Claus Should Be Female or Gender Neutral

Nick Kangadis | December 17, 2018
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I swear, if the ‘progressive’ far-left gets their way and changes anything about Christmas, we’re going to have a problem.

Apparently, over 25 percent of people that took a recent survey not only think that Santa Claus should look like a hipster, but HE shouldn’t be a “he” anymore. You read that correctly.

CBS News published and promoted a survey by GraphicSprings that asked people how they would “rebrand” Santa. A little less than 11 percent of people thought Santa should be a woman, and an astounding 18.64 percent of people think Santa should be “gender neutral.”

In other news, almost 30 percent of the people who took this survey are stupid. It’s a new statistic I just made up and probably verifiable. You know how I know the stat I made up is most likely verifiable?

Saint Nicholas was a real person, numpties! I’m guessing HE didn’t have any “gender dysphoria,” or whatever the heck they’re calling confusion these days.

Not even lying, you can take a look here at the hipster respondents said they’d like Santa to be rebranded as.

If morons had their way, Santa Claus would also have new hair, a different beard, tattoos, an iPhone, go on a diet and wear skinny jeans.

FYI, guys. Skinny jeans are just rebranded women’s jeans that didn’t sell.

I’m not really sorry, but I have a huge problem with people messing with Christmas. I know perpetual Grinches are doing their damnedest to kill any joy people might have during the Christmas season. But, just because they’re miserable doesn’t mean they have to ruin it for the rest of us.

I’m sure they have no problem taking advantage of the sales that go on during the Christmas shopping season. If you have such a problem with Christmas, don’t go to the stores to take advantage of what the Christmas season provides to consumers.

And if they get their way and change Santa, I give up on humanity — at least almost 30 percent of it.

Santa doesn’t need an image update, HE merely needs to remain the Santa Claus we all know and love.

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