Riddle me this: have you ever gone into a doctor’s office and demanded he take a look-see at your butterfly wings? Or your iguana tail? Or your rabbit ears?
No? Congratulations on not being crazy. Unfortunately, the same can’t be said for one gentleman who posted a video to social media absolutely incensed that he can’t find a gynecologist to examine his fake vagina.
In the deep baritone we’ve all come to associate with delicate femininity, the outraged man begins by explaining why he believes he’s in need of gynecological services, suggesting he has already gone a vaginoplasty to carve a hole in his undercarriage to give the asthetic appearance of female genitals without any of the functionality.
“They’ve got to use a f***ing speculum, they’ve got to take a sample, that kind of thing,” he says, leading the viewer to naturally question, “A sample of…what, exactly?”
On second thought, don’t answer that.
“What they’d said to me is like, ‘We don’t do that here.’ And I’m like, ‘But you’re a gynecologist office, why wouldn’t you?’ ‘Well we don’t treat trans patients,’” the man continues.
“So you’re discriminating against me is what you’re telling me,” he then accuses.
Which is kind of like getting mad at an orthopedist for refusing to lipo your buttcheeks.
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According to dictionary.com, gynecology is defined as "the branch of physiology and medicine which deals with the functions and diseases specific to women and girls, especially those affecting the reproductive system." Which, by definition, biological men - including those who believe themselves to be women - factually cannot have.
But that didn't stop this guy from getting mad about it.
"It’s f***ing bulls**t. I’m pretty f***ing pissed…it’s so hard to find a f***ing gynecologist that can work with me. I just don’t understand it,” the man whines.
Man FURIOUS a gynocologist won’t take time to do a pretend exam on his non-existent vagina.
— Alex Clark 🌴🌟🇺🇸💖 (@yoalexrapz) June 25, 2023
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“I just don’t understand” should probably be the official motto of the gender-bender defenders. Because whether it’s basic anatomy, reproductive science, DNA sequencing or general morality and ethics, there seems to be quite a bit that simply goes over their heads. Like the fact that this guy is a man, begging a doctor who specifically treats women to play a role in his delusion.
If, in fact, the dude in this video has undergone a vaginoplasty, he doesn't need a gynecologist. He needs trauma surgeon to repair the open wound he paid some butcher to carve into his body, followed quickly by a therapist to determine what's gone wrong in his head.
And then, perhaps a biologist - or any person with basic common sense - to explain how all this works.
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