An old video has resurfaced showing Jimmy Kimmel, the not-so-funny late night host who’s somehow risen to prominence as “America’s Conscience” (at least, according to CNN), inviting women to grab his crotch and “put their mouth on it,” once again reminding us lowly mortals that our great Moral Arbiters in Hollywood are nothing more than pervs in sheeps’ clothing.
In the clip, Kimmel walks around city streets asking random women to feel around his crotch and guess what’s “in my pants.” (Spoiler alert: it’s a zucchini. How terribly original.) He then suggests one woman “put her mouth on it,” telling her she’ll “make a great wife someday.”
If that weren’t bad enough, he then asks another girl how old she is, joking that “Uncle Jimmy doesn’t need to do time” when she says she’s only 18.
Because statutory rape is hilarious and should be used as a punchline whenever possible.
Here’s the video. Grab a vomit bag.
More gems from #Kimmel.
— Austen Fletcher (@fleccas) October 11, 2017
Here he has women feel his crotch to guess what he stuffed in his pants.
KIMMEL: "You should put your mouth on it" pic.twitter.com/Yv0MVN9vPw
Feeling morally uplifted yet? Because remember – this is the same TV host who continues to self-righteously lecture President Donald Trump for his potty-mouth and moral failings and preaches to conservatives about the ethics of gun ownership, all while asking random women on the street to grope his junk and suggesting they orally pleasure him.
You know, for comedy.
If you’re wondering why most Americans don’t keel over in shock when stories emerge detailing Harvey Weinstein’s history of sexual abuse in Tinseltown, or pay much attention when Hollywood elites lecture us on the finer points of morality or the inherent respect for women, THIS RIGHT HERE. This is why.