Man Trolls City Council on Sports Gambling: 'I Became Almost a Millionaire Betting on Lia Thomas' Big A**'

Nick Kangadis | March 28, 2024
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Listen, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to feed your six baby mamas. And sometimes, what you gotta do is troll a city council meeting in an attempt to legalize sports gambling.

A man who only identified himself as “Tiny,” which is an ironic name because he’s anything but, went before the Irving (Texas) City Council to request that they make sports gambling legal, because he’s “got six baby mamas in the DFW Metroplex.”

During his time at the podium addressing the dais, “Tiny” gave what he called an “unbeaten system” to make money that he said anyone could use.

“My system is easy,” “Tiny” said. “I bet on the blackest and darkest teams in college sports, because blacker the berry, sweeter the juice and better the jump shot. I also got a sports betting angle that’s fool proof since y’all want to let all these transgenders up in the league…I became almost a millionaire betting on Lia Thomas’ big ass winning all them swimming meets.”

A couple of the council members could be seen trying to hide their laughter, but to no avail.

It was hilarious. Just see for yourselves.

In case you’ve been living under a rock, Lia Thomas is the 6 foot 4 inch male who couldn’t measure up with real men, so he “transitioned” and began dominating real women in the sport of swimming.


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