Have a bad case of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS)? Want to leave the country but don’t know where to go that’s actually better than living in the U.S.? Why not go everywhere?
A cruise line is offering potential passengers a four-year “Skip Forward” cruise that would take cruisers on a one to four-year cruise depending on how bad someone’s mental illness seems to be.
Villa Vie Residences is now promoting a new “Tour La Vie program,” which starts at “just under $40,000 per year, according to a recent company news release. The offer was announced just a day after President-elect Donald Trump won the election.
The release announced the following:
With over 425 ports across 140 countries, each circumnavigation presents an unprecedented opportunity to discover the world from their floating home with ever-changing backyards.
Exclusive Offer Details
- 1-Year Escape from Reality
- 2-Year Mid-Term Selection
- 3-Year Everywhere but Home
- 4-Year Skip Forward
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Odds are that if you feel the need to jump on a boat for at least a year because of an election, you’ve already had an “escape from reality.”
Lord knows being stuck on a boat with a bunch of mental patients sure sounds like a blast…or that blast could simply be them spontaneously combusting.
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