A really weird new propaganda video from ISIS shows members of the terrorist group lined up in a row getting kicked in the nuts.
No, seriously. This is a real thing.
The video (and subsequent hilarious still-frames from it) appear to show ISIS fighters attempting to prove they can endure lots of pain. Or perhaps that they don't feel it at all -- which, based on the screen grab below, I find extremely unlikely. Behold, our enemy:
The video doesn't stop there. Montages of ISIS soldiers firing off guns, crawling through razor-wire obstacle courses, and and also just kinda standing around make up the several-minute video, presumably made to inspire young men with delusions of 72 virgins to join up with the group in their doomed crusade to glory.
So just as a quick reminder, here are our crotch-kicking contestants, as they currently stand. Or sit. Whatever.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you ISIS:
Aaaaaand here are some Navy Seals.
And an Army Ranger.
ISIS, singing kum-bay-Allah.
U.S. special forces, singing Screw You.
So keep kicking yourself in the cajones, ISIS. It's pretty much what we've been doing to you all along.