Need New Underwear, Ladies? Now You Can Buy Some with Cuomo, Newsom & Fauci's Names on Them!

Nick Kangadis | May 20, 2020
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I can't believe this is actually a thing - that this is something I would ever be writing about. And yet, here I am. Ready to feel ill, and not because of the 'rona?

A clothing company based in Los Angeles, Canava, has been selling and continues to sell women's underwear with the names of Democratic New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo, Democratic California Gov. Gavin Newsom and virus "expert" Dr. Anthony Fauci.

Don't believe me? Take a gander:


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That's right. It's for real. I don't know about all of you, but labeling your nether regions with "Fauci" makes it sound like you have something wrong going on down there.

'Hey, did you hear about Karen?'

'Yeah, she's got a bad case of the Fauci.'

See what I mean?

The crazy part of all this is that the underwear are apparently selling pretty well.

According to TMZ:

Canava debuted the Fauci and Newsom underwear Friday, and we're told consumers rushed to buy a quarter of the inventory. Worth noting -- Fauci is in slightly higher demand than Gavin. Yeah, doctors still have the upper hand.

But, we're told Gov. Cuomo still reigns supreme in this department ... Canava says his undies are still the most popular, even though the launch for Fauci and Newsom followed a similar trend as Andrew's.

The trend is showing no signs of slowing down ... Canava tells us they're even fielding requests for underwear bearing L.A. Mayor Eric Garcetti's name.

I don't know. Maybe it's wrong for me to say, but we have some gross women in this country. You don't see dudes walking around with Dr. Deborah Birx's name on their underwear, do you? Oh no. That's going to be a thing now, isn't it? Damn it!  

H/T: Louder with Crowder