Lindsay Lohan 'May Run for President' to 'Take Care of All the Children'

Alan Moore | October 19, 2015

After musician and political aficionado Kanye West announced his candidacy for the office of President of the United States, another national treasure stated that she might also make a run at the presidency. Lindsay Lohan announced via Instagram that she is weighing a bid:

Later she even announced part of her campaign platform:

"The first thing I would like to do as president of the U.S. is take care of all of the children suffering in the world.

Much like Donald Trump's wall, no specifics were given. The world holds its collective breath.

She also highlighted 34 years of experience, which is remarkable considering Lohan is only 29 years old.