What Are They Selling? Bizarre Google Holiday Ad Features a Man Dressed As a Woman

Justine Brooke Murray | December 12, 2024
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Google is the latest woke company to broadcast an out-of-touch commercial that makes shoppers wonder “what the hell are they selling?!”

A new holiday-themed advertisement shows a man who looks frighteningly similar to gender-deluded boxer Imane Khelif prancing out in women’s clothing.

“I look so dry!” gasps the strange actor as he’s staring at his own reflection in an IPhone. 

“Ugh! This Winter dryness is NOT it, especially when I have soooo many holiday looks to pull off,” he continued after flamboyantly crossing his legs before continuing, “Thankfully, I know just the thing! And it’s in stock nearby!”

We still don’t know what he’s selling.

The scenery then changes to what we're supposed to believe is a cosmetics store, as the actor continues to perform an over-the-top stereotype that would even offend a gay man. 

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“Hydrated skin is a gift to everyone. No wrapping needed! Happy Holidays to me!” he exclaimed, before flirting and flouncing out of the shot. 

Finally, in small letters, the “Google Shopping” logo pops up on the screen.

“Huh?” was the consensus of viewers on social media. 

“As a female connoisseur of skincare and makeup products, I can tell you first hand that nothing repeals me more than having a man sell beauty products to me,” tweeted Marina Medvin, a notable American attorney and female conservative. 

“Google: ‘What should we do for our Christmas ad?’

Normals: ‘Maybe a family sharing gifts around a tree?’

Google: ‘Sorry, best we can do is a dude prancing around in women’s clothing,” mimicked another page, in an attempt to wrap its head around the tech company’s bizarre decision making.

I guess Google figured, “Hold my Bud Light, Jaguar!”

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