Someone needs to call the Waaambulance for failing late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel.
Joining the list of salty celebrities who found out Americans don’t give a crap who they tell us to vote for, Kimmel opened Wednesday’s program lamenting the re-election of Donald Trump.
"It was a terrible night for women, for children, for the hundreds of thousands of hard working immigrants,” whined Kimmel. “Um,” he began to choke up as his studio audience of clapping seals affirmed his breakdown.
“For health care, for our climate, for science, for journalism, for justice, for free speech," he continued. Because as we know, his side of the aisle is all about justice and allowing free speech, of course!
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“It was a terrible night for poor people, for the middle class” added Kimmel, as if his ilk of limousine liberals hadn't waged a war on that demographic for 4 years.
He ironically listed “our allies in Ukraine” as the next victim of Trump’s re-election, as if President Joe Biden hasn’t fleeced the middle class billions of dollars to fund their foreign war.
“For NATO,” he continued, fearing for the conglomerate of foreign elites flying to Washington D.C. in their private jets every year, to lecture us on our taxpayer dime.
“For the truth, for democracy, for decency, for everyone who voted against him,” Kimmel whined. Ah yes, coming from the same party that jails their political opponents and takes your kids away for refusing to affirm their gender dysphoria in the name of “democracy” and “truth,” of course!
Then, like the out-of-touch celebrity he is, Kimmel finished his pathetic monologue by lecturing Trump supporters that “it was a bad night for everyone who voted for him too.”
“You don’t realize it yet,” he said. Because he knows better than you, being a celebrity and all!
What he really means is that Trump’s win was a “terrible night” for himself and his A-list buddies on the Diddy and Epstein lists.
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