Hot Dog Joint Offers Free Milkshakes With Proof of Vasectomy

Brittany M. Hughes | July 8, 2022
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A local eatery in Tennessee is offering a free milkshake to any guy who can show written proof of having gotten a vasectomy as a mocking jab at the Supreme Court's recent decision to overturn Roe v. Wade and send abortion regulations back to states.

According to this, Daddy's Dogs, a hot dog joint in Nashville, launched their new "Snip for Shake" promo on June 30, advertising on their giant sign, "Free milkshake with proof of vasectomy."

Owner Sean Porter - who goes by "Big Daddy" but doesn't have any kids himself - said so far, he's handed out about 15 shakes to dudes who brought in a doctor's note or proof of insurance for the procedure.

"There’s a couple of people who have like shouted stuff as they drive by, or, you know, trolled us on the web," Porter said. "But I think, for the most part, the response has been fun, and we’ve gotten a few takers."

"Email or text your doctor and be like, 'Hey I want a milkshake, can you help me out?' And most of them have been like, 'this is hilarious' — yep," he added, saying he got the snip a long time ago.

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Porter even filmed a video ad for his sale, in which he says "mo' kids, mo' problems" and suggests there's "nothing like an ice cold shake after a vasectomy" before panning to a guy holding a milkshake against his...er...area.

Now, if you're a deadbeat guy who has no plans of taking care of any children you might father with whoever you're sleeping with at the moment, then please - take the deal, go see a urologist, and try to decide between chocolate and vanilla. Maybe mix the two. Just don't have kids you have no intention of actively parenting.

But while liberal dudes are out there snipping themselves for fear of their partner getting pregnant with a baby they don't want, we're still waiting for the restaurant that hands out free kids meals to women who decide not to murder their child.

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