Hillary Clinton’s Team Goofs with these Scandal-Ready Items for Sale

Barbara Boland | April 13, 2015
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There’s an instantly recognizable photo of Hillary wearing dark shades and checking her Blackberry, and it’s plastered all over some new Hillary merchandise available on the Ready for Hillary site, which might not be the best idea, given her predilection for email scandals.

It is, after all, the photo featured in thousands of internet memes:

The feminist blog Jezebel points out:

“…given the fact that there was a whole scandal about her email and private servers and secrecy, photos of the former Secretary of State checking her email whilst wearing sunglasses almost kind of looks like anti-Hillary propaganda.”

The items are available for sale on the website for the “Ready for Hillary PAC” (which has a way better logo than the one Hillary went with, by the way.)

There’s a 24” x 36” poster of the same photo emblazoned with “#Ready.”

Waking up next to a 2’ x 3’ photo of Hillary is the stuff of nightmares.

It’s available for $20.16 because she’s running in 2016. It’s clever, see?

Black cell phone cases say “Ready for Hillary” and feature her ominous checking-Blackberry-while-wearing-sunglasses photo. They were available for just $10, but they’re already sold out!

Buyer beware: these don’t come with Clinton email accounts that erase themselves ahead of subpoenas!

Republican presidential candidate Rand Paul’s (R-Ky.) is trolling Hillary’s email scandals by offering “Hillary’s hard drive” for sale on his merchandise site.

Here’s the item description:

CLEARANCE SALE! You've read about it on the news, now you can get one for yourself. Hillary's Hard Drive. 100% genuine erased clean email server. Buyer beware, this product has had heavy use and it currently is no longer working, but that doesn't mean it's not valuable to someone. Anyone? 

Limited edition. We have 80 of these and when they're gone, they're gone forever.

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