In celebration of National Tell a Fairy Tale Day this Sunday, we here at the Media Research Center would like to wish all those special snowflakes a happily ever after with a story written just for them.
Our magical journey takes us to the enchanted land of Snowville, where Hillary Clinton is president, everyone gets a lollipop and EVERTHING IS FREE! For those who've been so severely wounded by the election of President Donald Trump, we hope this story makes them feel just a little bit better.
Remember, snowflakes: we're here for you. And if you or someone you know has been recently triggered by reality, you can help! Join in the effort to end this human crisis by visiting www.savethesnowflakes.org, and help save a snowflake near you.
Because your feelings matter, but their feelings matter more.