I have literally listened to this video over and over again all day long and I can't not share it with you because the hilarity must be enjoyed by the masses (h/t The Right Scoop). BreeeeeeeeiitBART:
While watching this video I sat at my computer for seven long minutes and pushed back against tears of joy as a man might stand at the shore and push back the tide but I'm left with only one thing to say.
His name, OF COURSE, was captain Alfred Dreyfus!