Fla. Man Calls Police to Report Stolen Cocaine

Nick Kangadis | July 20, 2017
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Welcome back everybody to another edition of “World’s Dumbest Criminals!”

Today we take a look at 32-year-old admitted drug dealer David Blackmon of Fort Walton Beach, Fla. Blackmon apparently called authorities to report that not only was $50 stolen out of his car, but his cocaine was missing as well.

I know! What is this world coming to when your cocaine isn’t even safe anymore?

After an Okaloosa County Sheriff’s deputy searched the vehicle, sure, he found some cocaine, but he also found a crack pipe and crack rock.

It looks as though the unfortunate situation that has befallen the downtrodden Blackmon won’t only result in him losing his hard drugs, but Blackmon will be facing charges of possession of cocaine, resisting arrest without violence, and possession of drug paraphernalia charges.

Thanks for playing, David! You didn’t win today, but the local authorities have an awesome conciliation prize in the form of a jail cell.

Congrats, David!

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