The Final Insult: Fauci Tells Kids He Went To The North Pole and…Vaccinated SANTA

P. Gardner Goldsmith | December 20, 2020

In what might be the insult to beat all insults, Dr. Anthony Fauci, the political physician, the parasitic paramour of pharmaceutical companies, the suckling of the state whose inconsistent public prescriptions are matched in number only by his personal failures to follow his own scientifically dubious recommendations, just rendered into a few sentences the entire wasteful, unconstitutional, unbelievable charade of the conveniently redefined COVID19 “pandemic.”

Appearing December 19 in a “Sesame Street COVID19 Town Hall” with Erica Hill and Sanjay Gupta on the appropriately fictive CNN, he wrapped-up the year of make-believe case numbers, death stats, social-distancing idiocy, criminal lockdown edicts, hypocritical public figures, fines, and “noble” lies about masks, by fully mixing it with the fantasy of Santa Claus.

Indeed. Flanked on either side by the blinding smiles of both overly-cheery CNN propagandists, Fauci took pre-recorded questions from kids who wanted to know if Santa could do his annual rounds, given the monumental hurdle of that all-powerful Virus.

Of course, the kids didn’t go into Santa’s glaring comorbidities (everyone knows he’s portly and smokes five packs a day), and the tykes also avoided the sticky executive edicts in regions like Maine, Massachusetts, New York, Pennsylvania, California, and others where visitors or returning residents have to show negative on those unreliable tests or else quarantine for two weeks, and, lest we forget, the kids also didn’t delve into the COVID lockdown curfews Santa would breach in various states should he arrive after 10 p.m. and before 5 a.m. 

None of that was important. The key message CNN appeared desirous of pushing was, clearly, the magic vaccine. 

Which vaccine of the many out there -- of the many that the U.S. government already purchased before the CDC approved any of them for emergency use?

That doesn’t matter. Like Santa’s “magic corn” making reindeer fly, one need not get into the details of how any of this works. Just believe the inflated stats and “science” -- which isn’t scientific at all, and is little more than jerry-rigged fantasy pushed by government hacks whom you are made to pay so they can work with leftist pop media hacks and Big Bird to propagandize you.

It’s all anesthetic fantasy, and that’s the realm in which Dr. Fauci has been working for a long time.

So, as if spontaneously inspired to reassure the kiddies about Amazon Delivery Man Santa, “America’s Sponge-Bob Doctor” Fauci smiled his smile, and, much like the Grinch, made up a story, saying:

So what I did a little while ago, I took a trip up there to the North Pole. I went there and I vaccinated Santa Claus myself. I measured his level of immunity, and he is good to go. He can come down the chimney. He can leave the presents, he can leave, and you have nothing to worry about. Santa Claus is good to go.

If only Fauci had gone to the North Pole, and stayed there.

But, is Santa really good to go?

After all, this is America, the land of the free! Does Santa have a license from the constitutionally dubious FAA to fly? Has he checked-in with ICE? How about tariffs? After all, those foreign workers are a threat. 

And what about his toys? Have they been approved per safety standards set by the government? 

Shoot, does Santa’s staff even earn a “living wage,” or will Bernie Sanders and AOC suddenly take up the Elf “Fight for Fifteen” cause, mandating higher salaries such that a lot of the elves will be laid off, then go on welfare to become a powerful parasitic voting block?

So many questions to celebrate the birth of Christ. 

But, heck, if Anthony Fauci says everything is cool, it’s gotta be just that.

You’re free to invite in Santa, to not wonder, on the one hand, whether the vax (which one?) worked, and to not consider, on the other hand, the fact that the fatality rate of COVID19 is comparable to the seasonal flu, that, for more than 99 percent of Americans, it will not prove fatal.

Fauci says Santa can fly, and now we can enjoy a Christmas that has seen vast swaths of private industry destroyed by government and by the very mentality Fauci represents.

Just don’t invite in any of the elves. Because, in many cities, the police are ready to burst into your home without a warrant should you have Christmas gatherings that are “too large.” 

Sure, they’d be breaching the Fourth Amendment and all those “social distancing” rules. Sure, they’d be destroying the idea that one’s home is his castle. But, this is Christmas in America, after all.

And, who are you to embrace the fantasy that there is a higher power than Fauci’s government?