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Fauxcahontas Doubles Down, Says Even Trump Can't Take Her Native American Heritage!


Fauxcahontas is doubling down on her claims that she’s Native American, vowing that even Donald Trump can’t strip her of those completely unverified moccasins.

Elizabeth Warren, a.k.a., Chieftess Spewing Bull, made a surprise visit to the National Congress of American Indians in Washington to reaffirm her claim that she is, in fact, Native American – even though she admitted she still can’t prove it.

“You won’t find my family members on any rolls, and I’m not enrolled in a tribe,” Warren said.

Well golly, that’s convenient.

Desperate to dig that hole just a little deeper, Warren also claimed that she’d “never used my family tree to get a break or get ahead. I never used it to advance my career.”

Except for that one time she listed herself as a minority on federal forms for both Harvard University and the University of Pennsylvania, and in a legal directory published by the Association of American Law schools from 1986 to 1995.

“The story they lived will always be a part of me,” the lily-white blonde went on. “And no one — not even the president of the United States — will ever take that part of me away.”

Of course, it’s hard to take away something that was never there.

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