In celebration of the grand opening of the world’s longest tunnel in Erstfeld, Switzerland on Monday, European leaders got together and did what most normal people would do for a party. They watched an hours-long satanic ritual dance.
The dignitaries in attendance included German Chancellor Angela Merkel, French President Francois Hollande, Italian Prime Minister Matteo Renzi, Liechtenstein Prime Minister Adrian Hasler, and Austrian Chancellor Christian Kern.
The dance was highly disturbing, complete with homoeroticism, bestiality, horror film soundtrack music, and overt devil worship. Europeans like to keep it classy.