Twenty-eight criminals escaped a Brazilian prison after two women dressed in skimpy police officer costumes, armed with cheap whiskey, seduced the guards.
CNN gives the scene-by-scene breakdown:
“Two women, dressed in skimpy, ‘sexy’ police officer costumes, allegedly showed up at a prison in Brazil's interior Mato Grosso state on Thursday, according to local media reports.
“The women talked guards into letting them inside and seduced them, spiking their drinks in the process, according to reports.
“What happened next is what one might expect when strangers in lingerie appear unannounced at your work place: the guards were found the next morning, naked and handcuffed with little recollection of the night before.
“And 26 prisoners had escaped from the prison, located in Nova Mutum, a small city near Cuiaba.
“A spokesman for the Justice Secretariat of Mato Grosso, which oversees prisons, confirmed to CNN that officials found bottles of spiked whiskey and a pair of provocative, police-themed costumes next to the handcuffed guards, who were passed out.”
Wow.
To make matters worse, the director of the prison was reportedly asleep on the premises when the plot ensued.
"Nothing like this has ever happened," Justice Secretariat spokesman William Fidelis said.
"Nova Mutum is a small city," Fidelis continued. "People haven't talked about anything else since it happened."
The spokesman addressed the clothing articles left behind:
“We assume that is what the women were wearing when they seduced the guards.”
You don't say?
Prison officials have yet to identify the two women behind the Hollywood-movie-like prison break. The civil police of Nova Mutum, Brazil are handling the investigation.
CNN reports that 11 of the 26 inmates had been recaptured by Sunday. We'll keep a look out for updates.