CNN's 'Fredo' Cuomo Loses It Following President Trump's WH Return: 'What a Bunch of Bulls**t!'

Nick Kangadis | October 6, 2020
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Imagine having such an ingrained bias towards one individual that you lose your mind when said individual returns to his residence after dealing with a virus. Imagine being so negatively obsessed with the individual that you cease being a “newsman” and begin going into business for yourself simply because the individual displayed strength.

Now imagine that individual is President Donald Trump — the man who leads the country you live and prosper in — and being upset that the leader of your country made a rapid recovery from a virus that has — justly or unjustly — taken an authoritarian grip on your country.

The person that lost his mind and basically became a performance artist is none other than CNN host Chris “Fredo” Cuomo. After a few moments of “confusion” from Cuomo, the muscle-bound host displayed his Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) for the whole world to see…and it was hilarious.

“There he [Trump] is, hair blown majestically, reshooting the scene for his own ad,” Cuomo said before doing his worst impression of the president. “‘I hold rallies, and I tell you to ignore masks and I rip mine off as I vanquish the virus because I’m a leader. Fear not COVID!’ What a bunch of bullshit!”

Following Cuomo’s loss of his mind, he decided to worship at the alter of COVID.

If you wanna know the reality, the truth, okay? The virus is the truth. The virus doesn’t care about left and right. The virus does what’s reasonable. ‘You give me a chance, I’ll spread. You keep away from me? You don’t give me a chance? I run out of hosts. I die. I am the truth. If you’re doing the right thing, you don’t see me that much. If you’re doing the wrong thing, you do.’

Wait, what? First, I thought Jesus Christ was “the Truth.” Second, I know Fredo’s brother is New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo, and his handling of the virus has been less than stellar — just ask nursing homes. But, is Fredo intimating that if people obey the authoritarianism that has run rampant since we were told that we only needed “15 days to slow the spread” back in March, that they’ll be fine and those that don’t will fall victim to COVID?

Such a weird segment from a network that no longer even tries to hide its mission.

For Cuomo’s cringe-worthy segment, watch below: