Cleanup on Aisle Clinton: Mystery Person Poops Near Hillary & Chelsea at Broadway Show

Nick Kangadis | March 21, 2023
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Something very close to the Clintons stinks, and I’m not talking about Bill. No, the thing we’re referring to is an actual piece of s**t, not a figurative one.

Apparently, someone took a flamin’ hot poop in the aisle near the failed Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton and her daughter Chelsea while at the Shubert Theater on Broadway while taking in the play, “Some Like It Hot.”

The New York Post’s Page Six reported on the incident, saying a source claims that “two human turds” were in the aisle near the female Clintons.

“The house crew dealt with it very appropriately and quickly, and Hillary and Chelsea remained in the theater for the second act,” the “insider” claimed, according to Page Six.

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As usual, the sources close to the story blamed it on the elderly.

“It was an elderly person and it’s rather sad,” another source claims, “but yes, the house staff worked quickly to help resolve the situation and Act II started as scheduled.”

Maybe they had a little too much Activia before the show? Or maybe, just maybe, they saw the Clintons and thought, ‘Let me just add to the pile.’

To be fair, the initial source claims this isn’t the first time this has happened, but the fourth.

“There is someone who is either s**tting in the aisle, or surreptitiously dumping defecation that they smuggled into the theater.”

The plop thickens.

H/T: Daily Caller


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